Monday, February 22, 2010

A Little About Me

Hi,

I'd like to start by introducing myself. I'm Cousin Jim and for those of you that don't know...I'm typically a very nice guy, but there are 10,000 things that make me angry about the world.

It's not that I dislike people, or situations, or I just have a general distaste for life. No, in the grand scheme of things, there are simply things in this world that make me wanna run up to the top of a building and scream as loud as I can. That's right. There are situations in this world that make me angry.

Don't get me wrong, I am not a violent person. I do my best to keep things under control. I take deep breaths, I get real quiet, and I try to let things roll off of my shoulders. However, there are just certain things in this world where I can no longer contain myself.

I'd like to think that in the grand scheme of things that the things that make me angry are very similar to other people. Things like the people who leave dog poop in the park, or the guy who is using a razor and eating a biscuit as he drives into work, or people who overuse the word"like" or when puppies come and lick you....(oh, that last one is just me I guess).

Well one of the good folks at Jack FM Knoxville told me I should start writing this stuff down so that there wouldn't be some sort of workplace explosion, so I will be bringing you a list of the 10,000 things that make me angry as they make me angry. So don't be surprised if you hear from me weekly, daily or maybe on those special days where the stars align - several times a day.

Please don't think this is going to be me making videos screaming into the camera and yelling about how this thing is awful or that "video game is the worst ever". No, this is to calm me down so I will simply be outlining what makes me angry and telling the world why. Therefore, I will be bringing you what makes me angry and letting you determine whether it's just Cousin Jim being angry again or if this is something that makes other people angry. As a matter of fact, I am tired of writing about me, so it's time for me to get on with the angry.

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