#6: Doomsday Movies

Could there be any more of an overplayed movie genre than the Doomsday, end of the world flick? We get it, it's fun to figure out a cool way for you to blow up some random supermodel actress. However, after the one hundredth and tenth supermodel actress to die, I don't cary anymore (and no I do not feel like Phil Collins, which we will get to in the next couple days in the blog).

This has become a top of mind issue of the things that make me angry in that Decmeber 21st, 2012 is the next day that the crazies in the world have predicted for things to end.

1. First off, stop telling me the world is coming to an end. If it ends, it ends. There's not anything any of us can do about it, so quit freaking out.
2. Secondly, the Mayans have predictions all the way into the 32nd century. Why would they have predictions into a century one thousand years in the future if they felt the world was going to end in two years.
3. Thridly, their calendar has ended in the past and guess what they did then...they put up a new one. It's kind of like New Year's Day for us. The old kitty calendar has run out of days...time to put the puppy calendar up except their calendar is much larger and chiseled into stones and things.
4. Finally, why in the world would any of the people designing this supposed ticking timebomb to doomsday calendar for more than two thousand years. THEY WOULDN"T BE ALIVE WHEN THEY NEEDED TO CHANGE TO THE NEW ONE!!!!

Leave me alone with all of this nonsense. I don't need an end of the world movie every two months to remind me that there are crazy people all over this world. Just let the non crazies live their lives without some dude in a rainbow wig and a sign telling me I am about to die (which I will get to that guy next).